We're sorry to have offended our fellow Catholics, but we'd never seen a condom and didn't know that's what they'd used to cover the Virgin Mary...

What if you had a party--and everybody came?

Ooooooh, a free speech debate and Hitler, all in one "news of the stupid"-type brief.

May I please have a proofreading job with a major news corporation? I guarantee no one will be wondering how the hell a rotten clam had swallowed a pear on my beat.

Mortal Kombat: Shaolin Monks ad. Bloody. Banned in UK, but banning an internet viral is difficult, to say the least.

Very nice knot-tying site. I'll regret linking this later.

This is pretty. We did an experiment like this in 8th-grade Earth Science--daily for a month we'd draw the sun's relative position in the sky at the same time of day. It was amazing how far different it got over only a month.