Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Spirit, I'm sorry about all the IM links.

This
is a nice tattoo for you to look at in the mean time
The first reaction I have to this is, "ick." The second: But I was sexually aware at 12 and active not long after, and smart enough to seek out condoms, etc. Third: We've redefined "pedophilia" in a way that renders it meaningless. Attraction to anyone below the age of consent? Please, tell me there are no girls on the birthday one year before the age of consent in your area that you find sexually attractive, but who will become magically attractive one year from today? Pedophilia has to do with sexual desire for the prepubescent, not the underaged. And few even twelve-year-olds are prepubescent these days. Not that I find it especially normal for an adult to be sexually attracted to twelve-year-olds... but not admitting that you might find a fourteen-year-old sexy, even if you wouldn't act on it because of a difference in power and a sheer "ick" factor, is to deny human nature.

My horoscope today: Sagittarius
The curtain comes up on the backstage goings on around you today, and the exposure will be very educational. A big mystery is finally solved -- much of what you thought was true isn't really -- and you need to ask for more than a few explanations. Anger isn't an inherently bad emotion -- if you feel it today, use it to help you stay focused on what you need to do. Act maturely and responsibly, but above all, take care of yourself and move on if you need to move on.

Seems to be about 2 days late. Actually I'm a scosagius. But it sums up my weekend rather well. The anger isn't related to the first part, despite what you'd think. More hormones and anticipation and frustration that in getting through this last month I know I'll be out of contact with Spirit a lot more of the time... and that makes me feel lost... and at waiting for money transfers to finish so I can get more done, and at the impotence I feel for never having been able to put my full thought forward at work.
See my other blog, link right, for more introspection

This is exactly why I will never make a writer. Not the thinking that smart people use big fancy words thing--I know that good writing is simple. I have a problem with the "omit needless words" thing. I just can't express the simplest of thoughts without writing a novel that says almost nothing. A real novel's worth of ideas in my own prose would be encyclopedia-length. "Write as you speak?" Ha, but I'm the person who speaks normally and without thought and daily heard from my friend, "Who USES that word!?" I am overly verbose, and no amount of writing exercise cures this. It did come in handy in high school, though; artful sentences were paragraphs unto themselves (and that was a BIG no-no, of course--I could get away with it through a colorful expression of ideas combined with a creative yet exact use of punctuation that meant that the sentence really did fill out the paragraph's purpose), and I had no trouble filling out X pages, typed and double-spaced--we were required to have ten pages of readers' journal a week in ninth-grade Literature, and mine was nearly always closer to thirty.

Saturday, May 27, 2006

On fonts: I'm for this. I use Century Gothic most of the time, precisely because I find it most readable on-screen for my own uses (and eyeballs)

Clueless is on (and nothing else--I've burnt on Fresh Prince after a solid week, though I do love Geoffrey), so I'm watching, and I'm thinking, am I the only person on the planet who liked Brittany Murphy better like this?

Ugh. This bothers me more than I'd think it would.

Heh

Ew... (via)

No shit (also an answer to the fuckwads who say "Money doesn't buy happiness" or "Money doesn't keep you from having problems, it just dresses them up/changes the scenery--Yeah, and keeps you from wondering whether you're going to pay the credit card you had to take out to make sure you had food and a working car to get to work, or buy enough food for the next couple weeks, or if you're going to be able to find decent housing when your lease is up)

Not even fair

On this story--bloggers are pegging it as a dumb crook story, but I am 95% certain there's more to it. Scenarios I find most likely: Guy wanted to be in prison or to be heard by the courts for other reasons (likely reasons: guy is ill and can't afford treatment/medicine, guy is overburdened by finances and has decided that surviving is worth his freedom, guy has something really important to say), or guy had Alzheimer's or another mental disorder and really didn't know what he was doing or couldn't control his impulses. It's clear, at least, that he didn't hurt anyone, or want to. Note, I'm not saying this means he should get off. It just means I'd be more interested in hearing what he or his doctors have to say than the punditry that abounds online.

Ooooooooooooh

This bears reading.

Stylin'

This stuff makes me feel anxious--all financial things are making me anxious right now, until I can get it all together, budget, and take care of a couple things. Please, O Lord in Heaven, O Goddess His Child and Consort, let our marriage happen without delay or hitch, so that we can get it all together. Still, has some mortgage calculators that might be useful if I have the stomach.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(But THOSE abortions are natural, therefore GOD'S WILL!)

More than you ever wanted to know about Jell-O shots
(that second link is sorta pretty)

This
is hysterical, but fetish uses occur to me (OK, not 600+ condoms, but enough to totally nullify sensation there? I'll suggest to some domme friends--I'm not the dominant one in my sphere)

Well, I promised someone a story, so I had better get cracking. Love to all (Mwah!)
Your Personality Is Like Acid

A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict.
One moment you're in your own little happy universe...
And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell!
You Belong in 1973

If you scored...

1950 - 1959: You're fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in!

1960 - 1969: You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too.

1970 - 1979: Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you're partying or protesting, you give it your all!

1980 - 1989: Wild, over the top, and just a little bit cheesy. You're colorful at night - and successful during the day.

1990 - 1999: With you anything goes! You're grunge one day, ghetto fabulous the next. It's all good!


I just spent hours on the phone with AT&T getting the runaround, including them wanting a phone number to proceed for a calling card plan that doesn't have a phone number on the bill--I got as far as giving ONE person at an overseas call center the *account* number--and getting a recording that says "The office is now closed, please call back during office hours... Saturday from 9am to 7pm eastern time"--mind, the calls were all between five and seven on Saturday. If there's holiday hours, update your recordings. Right now I'm so mad I'm thinking I should drop Cingular service because they acquired AT&T Cellular (and I'm pretty sure Cingular bought AT&T and AT&T now has no affiliation with the company).

And Spirit and I had a PayPal bug and are missing almost $4000 someone's supposed to get us by tomorrow. Just f'ing kill me. My stomach hurts from dealing with this.

Friday, May 26, 2006

American Cities That Best Fit You::
60% Chicago
55% Miami
50% New York City
50% Philadelphia
50% San Diego

Just for a change, my homepages:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6409077/
http://web.morons.org/
http://my.iwon.com/index.jsp?PG=home&SEC=bnav
http://wilwheaton.typepad.com/
http://www.google.com/ig
http://ask.metafilter.com/

I'll start posting bookmarks and RSS feeds another time.
Oh, for fuck's sake, NO already!

Heh

Thursday, May 25, 2006

"You may collar the submissive"--lifestyle weddings in Second Life
yarrrrrrrrrgh!

Wow... we may really be descended from chimps (well, chimp-like chimp ancestors) (Note in the same article a bit on lab sex selection of embryos, Spirit)

Scroll this to around 2:00 for the good bit
This Is My Life, Rated
Life:
7.1
Mind:
7.7
Body:
4.8
Spirit:
9.2
Friends/Family:
6.5
Love:
9.1
Finance:
8.1
Take the Rate My Life Quiz

The Peach
Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach.

For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you're surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don't get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it.

Your exact opposite:
The Nymph

You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you're becoming more selective about long-term love. It's getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a guy who's in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying him.

Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense.


DREAD: The False Messiah

CONSIDER: The Loverboy, The Playboy, or The Boy Next Door

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

For the "marijuana is worse than cigarettes" crowd

Nummy

They're bringing Coffee Crisp to the US!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, but I really didn't feel that that could possibly be over-emphasized

hmmm

scents for the kid in you
Holy COW!!!!
Caught!

...yeah...

Yeah!

I want to be this kind of wine person... maybe someday I'll be able to afford to

Heh

Angelina Jolie, uncrowned queen of Namibia?

You will pay your taxes and you will like it!

Monday, May 22, 2006

When does attack

bomb parts in potatoes--is nothing sacred?

Has Madonna just gone to making a career of offending everyone she can?
I have to ask this

WTF is wrong with glasses? I've noticed a lot of conversations on Ask.MeFi lately on contacts and eye surgeries, and I'm starting to have the impression that everyone is wearing contacts these days. Glasses can be misplaced, sure, but so can contacts--and otherwise, glasses are a better way to make a personal style statement, and a lot healthier for the eyes than the contacts. Why are people so vain, and why are eyeglasses a subject of vanity in the first place?

Sunday, May 21, 2006

Viagra is for women, not men. I'm now convinced based on reading the last page of this prank. Oh, don't read the prank listed at the end. The eating natural products thing. I'm nauseated from page two, on.

Friday, May 19, 2006

Fun with chemistry

Our chem prof got up to Potassium in Milliken Pond. I don't think he wanted to be liable for a cesium explosion there.

I want a source for that TV show. Do they have DVDs?

Good idea

On bearing arms

Scared yet?

Thursday, May 18, 2006

Time to kill your friend

wtf?
I call bull on the "most truck for your buck" suggestion here. We compared feature for feature, and the Silverado came out ahead in bang-for-buck even with an employee discount on the F-150.
Very funny adult conversation at ask.mefi

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

disturbing.

WTF?

Jesus on MySpace?

The classics never die

Awesome
I love when you can understand it all without understanding a word
Holy cow this is cool (if you're a science geek or an alcohol geek)

I repeat, holy cow

Those better be some awesome burgers
(I think Bruni blogged the place a few weeks back)

D'oh, I hate when the internal monologue gets away from me...

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Porn, without the point (NSFW, adults only, etc)

Status update

Hey, I'm officially not addicted to the internet! I got a 47.

Monday, May 15, 2006

Mood tiles. Love the shower.

And the genetic engineering of humans gets well underway...

Robots!

affecting someone else's dreams

LOL

Why I love SFGate

Hell yes

OUCH
wtf?

Fun adult link from Spirit

What would you do?


Your Political Profile:
Overall: 30% Conservative, 70% Liberal
Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal


Your Brain is 53% Female, 47% Male

Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female
You are both sensitive and savvy
Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed
But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve

Sunday, May 14, 2006

Your results:
You are Green Lantern
























Green Lantern
80%
Spider-Man
80%
Wonder Woman
65%
Hulk
60%
Supergirl
55%
The Flash
45%
Iron Man
40%
Superman
35%
Batman
35%
Robin
30%
Catwoman
25%
Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.


Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...

Friday, May 12, 2006

re-living the last half of the 20th century through dance

via
Your results:
You are Uhura
































Uhura
65%
Beverly Crusher
65%
Spock
62%
Deanna Troi
60%
An Expendable Character (Redshirt)
55%
Leonard McCoy (Bones)
50%
Chekov
50%
Geordi LaForge
45%
Data
45%
Jean-Luc Picard
45%
Will Riker
40%
James T. Kirk (Captain)
25%
Mr. Sulu
25%
Worf
20%
Mr. Scott
15%
You are a good communicator with a
pleasant soft-spoken voice.
Also a talented singer.


Click here to take the Star Trek Personality Quiz
Darling, you smell so... cheesy.

Kinky Friedman for Governor. I wish I were surprised.

New Zealand: Not for sale?

Thieves who need to get a life

Well, I thought it would be cool to get married in a tattoo parlor, so why not a Jelly Belly store?

Good article on DRM

Grrrrrrr

Yeah, this is overdue.

Sort of interesting, but I had thought "Let it Be" was the one McCartney got from a dream

Happy Orgasm Day (from your friends at PETA)
Discussion topic: God, in any of his forms, courts his followers through poetry.

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Regina Lynn called this--I have a glass dildo that would probably break a bone before the glass broke. Without knowing what it was made of, it could've been a serious assault weapon.

Whoa. The idea (see caption) is cool enough, but the surreal Star-Wars-as-Silent-Film aspect of the first part grabbed me. (Direct YT link) (if anyone manages to grab a copy let me know)

Tangent: WTF?
More Star Wars DVD editions

Men killing themselves for mates

Ask a Ninja: Net Neutrality

I can't decide if this is awesome or, umm, high-tech redneck

Minimalist design at its smartest (also)

More Wii

Vatican official: 7-day Creation is "Paganism" (note, enlightened neopagans don't believe in literal 7-day creation, either--still, too cool)

Speaking of high-tech rednecks...

Not bad for kid stuff
New Mario game
Some, umm, ladies

This
doesn't match my experience. People who are unhappy with any aspect of their visit, from the hosts on, tend to take it out on our tips. Of course, we're a big chain place, and part of policy is to bend over backward for everyone--no one's allowed to say "no" to the customers.

Wow
.

Ooooooh
.

OK, I'm sure I have something better to do with my time than post girly pics--all 3 of my regular readers have plenty of sources for those. So I'm going to read Metafilter then off to bed.

I'm slowly making it clear to those at work I care about that my days there are numbered (and the number is 50, including all my days off, assuming everything goes well with my divorce TOMORROW *cheers*)

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

28 years on the Billboard charts...

Saving gas

O.o

heh

Fuck that.

I wonder if they could do a good study on those who're bi, or else offer testing to see which way they lean--or those with gender identity issues or who feel that they lean "opposite" and see how they respond to sex hormones.

Even if you're still significantly overweight, anyone who calls a 110lb weight-loss a "failure" needs to think again.

They call it "Internet"


Mad Jack

Am I the only girl who, as a teenager, went for the most explicit "romance" novels I could find? On the other hand, how is this different from letting teenagers read Penthouse Letters? Are they going to keep teenagers from buying "erotic novels" when "romance novels" are OK? I like the part in that second article about some woman's husband complaining to the author or publisher because her book was the filthiest thing he'd ever seen. (1) get out from the rock, dude. (2) no one forced her to read or buy it, maybe you should be dealing with her, and not the people who write that stuff. Some of us like our smut.

Monday, May 08, 2006

Purity no match for hormones--check out the alternative pledge at the end.

Ew.
Oops.


Ugh.

2006 and we're still worried about women selling their virtue and making themselves unmarriageable.

Spirit told me yesterday I'd make a good dolphin. I don't know what he meant by that. But dolphins are amazing. First the air bubble rings (the other article I read was about them using them for toys--this one states that it's a type of sculpture), now evidence that they know each other's unique names.

Ewwwwww (I'm guessing this might actually be a wine I'd like, but it doesn't sound very good)

OK, I need to lie down for an hour before I get ready for work. Ciao!
How people who want to take our vile, disgusting media away from us think (or, rather, don't)

Why do U.S. states make it so hard to do this?

Oh, please let this be good news

Good lord, it's a cure-it-all in a soda!

I have to try this

Most of my blogs haven't really been updating. I'm in near-collapse here, napping at night when not working (evening, I mean), sleeping through the night, having trouble waking up, being groggy, falling back asleep in the afternoon. I am guessing it's part of the dizzy spells I have been having.

Sunday, May 07, 2006

Your Deadly Sins
Lust: 100%
Gluttony: 80%
Sloth: 80%
Greed: 60%
Pride: 40%
Envy: 20%
Wrath: 20%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 57%
You'll die while in the throws of passion - the best way to go.
Bwahahahaha!

Mind Power

And we'll let her, too, right, guys? Rrrrrrrowr.

Saturday, May 06, 2006

stretchy underwear (I don't really get the Order of the Serpentine ads, or some of them. I mean, wouldn't YOU want to make Helga happy?)
You scored as Mysterious. You wish to hide who you are from all those around you. You find it very hard to trust people. You also may enjoy the fun that comes from playing mind games with others around you.My advice Get out there and reveal the true you if only to one person!

Mysterious


75%

Eyes full of Pain


75%

Diamond Eyes


50%

Passion


33%

What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)
created with QuizFarm.com
The thing gave me a tiebreaker question, though, and I random-picked, so it really is even with "Eyes full of pain." Maybe I should re-take it and find out what that one means.

OK, so:
You scored as Eyes full of Pain. People tend to overlook you, which makes you feel less worthy of their attentions. You sometimes wish you could just disapear from the world around you. You have been hurt very badly in the past and you just wish that someone would understand you, and what their cruelty is doing to you.

Mysterious


75%

Eyes full of Pain


75%

Diamond Eyes


50%

Passion


33%

What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)
created with QuizFarm.com

Thursday, May 04, 2006

There is a new item at the top of my Amazon wish list.

BWAHAHAHAHA

...HAHAHAHA

(I did that to a teacher once--just stared wide-eyed at him the whole class)

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

This is too much to get my brain around right now, but looks worth a read.

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Crime doesn't pay?

See, I'm not the only one wondering how Saved By the Bell got on Cartoon Network

Well, of course atheism is a mainstream religion.

21st time's the charm

While some are deeply saddened by their need for ED medications at a younger age (than Bob Dole, I guess), the same drugs are becoming a major player as college-aged young men's street drugs. Spirit has had some moments of needing them while we got him stable on Androgel, and let me tell you, I understand why--this is a man who can drive me to the heights of ecstasy without ever touching me, just with his eyes and his voice, who is well-endowed naturally and knows how to use what he has like an artist knows how to use a brush, and the enhancement of the experience in terms of size and hardness was still worth me teasing him about feeding them to him recreationally.

I'm watching Defending Your Life on Encore Love Stories. Man, I hope this isn't the way the afterlife works. I've been guided by fear far too often--but then, with Spirit, I did the brave thing--whatever I tell anyone, I wouldn't have left my ex if I hadn't fallen in love with Spirit, because again, I would have been ruled by fear--but I took a leap of faith, and that's what courage is about, sometimes. No, I couldn't have had a happy and fulfilling life where I was--but I could've been secure.

Spirit, meditate before your BP readings. You might get to get off the Atenolol. I'm serious about the yoga.

OK then--the punchline isn't what I thought it was--watch where they're bombing on the map, not the words. Duh.

Short power in martial arts--interesting documentary

Free streaming Napster

Women's sex study

"Loyalty Day?"

It's Masturbation Month! Come as you are.

This assertion runs contrary to popular wisdom.

CNN on Good Vibrations

WikiMed!

Online. Karaoke.
'Nuff said.

Would you rat your friends out for $50 over a little protest dope? I really like to hope that I wouldn't.

Online video guide. Now, time for me to cook and clean some more. Ugh.

An adult moment

Kids, stop reading now.

Part of me really wants to start a sex blog just so I can join the Sugasm. Reality is that, while the outlet would likely help me, I'm exhausted and in pain just from doing the groceries (and sick from eating, again--Honestly, I did have some caffeine--no one at the mall sold water bottles and I hate just ordering an ice cup--but I got a small combo meal at the new Chinese place, and shared it with the five-year-old who's been eating like a horse, and gave him half that drink as well. When won't it hurt to eat again? I took my Antivert and everything...). So, I don't have the creative energy to write the fantasies in my head. When Spirit comes home, he keeps my body too actively engaged in my fantasies for me to write about them. But seriously, I learn a lot reading the sugasm posts (aside from having my prurient interests engaged and imagination fired). (I'd never have thought about either nettles or ginger as sex toys before I started reading Sugasm faithfully--and I read a lot on BDSM and other adult subjects aside from the blogosphere).

(also interesting)






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Babe, if you find some of these, pick me up a bag. I gotta experience this.

I'll find these on my own. Nummy.

Monday, May 01, 2006

Here's a test so you can test yourself and your friends--you answer for yourself and them, they answer for themselves and you, it's a see-how-well-you-know-each-other tool. Estimates half an hour per test, though.
Is cyberprostitution, prostitution? If so, we'd better be shutting down private peep shows and phone sex lines. It's somewhere between phone sex and interactive pornography (or maybe the nudie bar or peep show). Prostitution lets you touch someone, feel them. Even using teledildonics, it isn't the same thing.
And it is well-known that reality has a liberal bias...
The saddest thing...

Well, time to pay the bills. Back later!