Regina Lynn called this--I have a glass dildo that would probably break a bone before the glass broke. Without knowing what it was made of, it could've been a serious assault weapon.

Whoa. The idea (see caption) is cool enough, but the surreal Star-Wars-as-Silent-Film aspect of the first part grabbed me. (Direct YT link) (if anyone manages to grab a copy let me know)

Tangent: WTF?