Wow

...Uh-huh.

Nummy

Bwahahahaha!

(also) (the men's is just as disgustingly, hysterically stereotyped)

I have a couple days off, except for a few hours Sunday morning. Nice, right?

Oh, if you've ever wondered how hard it'd be to get laid through an adult online service, read this--the answer that's an email sent to/through the ask-er is awesome.