I try to keep the sex toys out of this blog, but they are everywhere today.

First, my new "I want this next time I win a few hundred bucks at something or make a bonus at work": The Sinnflut

Second, I got something in the mail today that I am not certain I should open. It looks like a box o hardware, so I could carry it around in the truck innocently enough... Spirit, m'love, it is so not going to *pack* for the honeymoon weekend--you want the hardware rattling around in the truck for the weekend?