What, no booger-nose counterpart?

I would SO buy that Dork Tower book just for the cover.

Last night someone at work was complaining that the Pig has implemented a system wherein you can pay for your groceries using your thumbprint. Now, I read this. When I was in high school old students used to come in and visit the teachers. Now you need 4 forms of ID and a background check to visit a school where you're not a student or an employee...

I'm thinking this should be worth the money for a whole lot of people (Spirit, babe, take a look)

Nummy.