From Boing Boing, Five Year Old Gets Drunk at Applebee's ...What five-year-old wouldn't have taken ONE sip of an LIT and said, "Mommy, my juice tastes funny?" If my kid's juice tastes funny I *take a sip.*

Lawsuit aside, if that happened in my restaurant, the server and bartender who let it happen would both likely be fired and face direct legal repercussions.