Baby showers gone bad

Ick

Overgrown plants? Get 'em drunk

Let's think about the implications of the phrase "new species of dinosaur" before we use it in mainstream journalism, hmm? How about newly-discovered species of dinosaur? 'Cause if we actually have NEW species of the things cropping up, some of evolutionary biology's gonna need a major rethink.

And I thought child custody cases quickly became ridiculous

I really like the phrase "self-adjusting nut wrench"